(Source: desarios)

excusemybrain:

Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio

*applause*

(Source: murrayed)

eatsleepdraw:

“Even saw the lights of the Goodyear blimp, and it read ‘ICE CUBE’S A PIMP’”

Jef D, 2013

Acrylic on paper, 12” x 16” (SOLD)

Poster prints available here

Twitter: @Jef2D

HAHAHA
Me and Jim always say this line from Today Was A Good Day!

This weekend I stayed at a cabin with THIS view, stood at the top of a waterfall, drove around the Cabot trail, got drunk at the Canadian Coast Guard College, lost a pack of cigarettes with 3 joints inside, ate a lobster omelette, and almost lost my voice from laughing and singing so hard.

This really set the bar for the rest of this summer.

sitcomfamily:

You’ve gotta visualize how you’re gonna win

“People…what a bunch of bastards!”

neworleanscorgi:

“Do I have something on my face?”

Get ready for an emotional rollercoaster of posts the next couple days consisting of:

1) I HATE EVERYONE
2) I LOVE EVERYONE
3) thousands upon thousands of pictures of puppies
4) food porn
5) I WANT TO DIE BEFORE THESE CRAMPS KILL ME

neworleanscorgi:

Buster eating celery. Couldn’t you just watch this all day?

:’)

sonybaloney:

SO MANY CODE NAMES

I still think its hilarious that yesterday I watched this episode of the IT crowd and an hour later my Aunt Irma visited with a flamethrower strapped to her back.

Kill me now.

tmc102464:

Days like these…

“I feel delicate and annoyed and I think I’m ugly!”

WORST

CRAMPS

EVER

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