John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
John Mulaney is fucking hysterical
I love love love John Mulaney
He is one of the funniest people I’ve ever seen
I have this weird ritual where right before I go to sleep I look up things like:
"Possible global catastrophes"And then I shit my pants and lie awake all night
I can finally without a doubt admit after years of trying to figure out myself:
I genuinely think I’m pretty and I like myself a lot and if you don’t that’s your problem because self-realized self confidence/not really giving a fuck is the BEST feeling
I like me and you have no reason to not like yourselves!Proud of myself!
Just LOOK how saturated my hair is in purple hair dye
I am determined! No bleach peekaboos!
I swore I’d never watch Blue Valentine again because it depressed TF out of me
here I am
(Cue eternity of sadness in 1h51m)
summer 2014 here I come
inside the salad days booklet