This weekend I stayed at a cabin with THIS view, stood at the top of a waterfall, drove around the Cabot trail, got drunk at the Canadian Coast Guard College, lost a pack of cigarettes with 3 joints inside, ate a lobster omelette, and almost lost my voice from laughing and singing so hard.
This really set the bar for the rest of this summer.
You’ve gotta visualize how you’re gonna win
“Do I have something on my face?”
Get ready for an emotional rollercoaster of posts the next couple days consisting of:
1) I HATE EVERYONE
2) I LOVE EVERYONE
3) thousands upon thousands of pictures of puppies
4) food porn
5) I WANT TO DIE BEFORE THESE CRAMPS KILL ME
Buster eating celery. Couldn’t you just watch this all day?
SO MANY CODE NAMES
I still think its hilarious that yesterday I watched this episode of the IT crowd and an hour later my Aunt Irma visited with a flamethrower strapped to her back.
Kill me now.
Days like these…
“I feel delicate and annoyed and I think I’m ugly!”