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John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

John Mulaney is fucking hysterical

I love love love John Mulaney

He is one of the funniest people I’ve ever seen

(Source: timetoputonashow)

I have this weird ritual where right before I go to sleep I look up things like:

"Possible global catastrophes"

And then I shit my pants and lie awake all night

nevver:

Springtime for Vincent

I have a couple posters of these in my room/apartment!

So cool

PUUUUUUURPLE!

PUUUUUUURPLE!

I can finally without a doubt admit after years of trying to figure out myself:

I genuinely think Iโ€™m pretty and I like myself a lot and if you donโ€™t thatโ€™s your problem because self-realized self confidence/not really giving a fuck is the BEST feeling

I like me and you have no reason to not like yourselves!

Proud of myself!

shinraidekinai:

petitloupp:

sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

they were rescued from a testing lab, theyโ€™ve never walked on grass before

stahp. the feels.

Aw, sweet baby

:’)

(Source: frozensecond)

awwww-cute:

Ready for battle

awwww-cute:

Ready for battle

Just LOOK how saturated my hair is in purple hair dye

I am determined! No bleach peekaboos!

Just LOOK how saturated my hair is in purple hair dye

I am determined! No bleach peekaboos!

Meow

I bleached my hair all by myself and I feel like a lion right now my hair is so BIG and FLUFFY!

Putting in 2 value-sized tubs of Manic Panic Plum in a little bit

*fingers crossed*

Meow

I bleached my hair all by myself and I feel like a lion right now my hair is so BIG and FLUFFY!

Putting in 2 value-sized tubs of Manic Panic Plum in a little bit

*fingers crossed*

This (super long) winter made me actually forget I had a big bright window in my room ๐ŸŒ…โ˜€๐Ÿ™†โœŒ

This (super long) winter made me actually forget I had a big bright window in my room ๐ŸŒ…โ˜€๐Ÿ™†โœŒ

I swore I’d never watch Blue Valentine again because it depressed TF out of me


But

here I am

(Cue eternity of sadness in 1h51m)

life-is—now:

summer 2014 here I come

Aw yeah

life-is—now:

summer 2014 here I come

Aw yeah


inside the salad days booklet

inside the salad days booklet

(Source: scottcuntsick)

I am

baked like a cake/i want frosting